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EXECUTIVE DISORDER Tee

EXECUTIVE DISORDER Tee

Regular price $38.00 USD
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The system isn’t broken. It’s in full-blown executive disorder.

A fractured country. A reality-TV strongman. Insider trading, tariffs, and tweets-as-policy.

Welcome to the new normal.

This shirt features our flagship design: the split United States, broken by the very office meant to lead it. It’s not partisan, it’s reality.

  • Midweight cotton—because the news are already heavy

  • Bold screenprint, no apologies

  • Fits true

  • Designed for protests, voting lines, and awkward family dinners

Worn by citizens. Not subjects.



Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86 89
B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9


Care Instructions

General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices
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